In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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