We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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