I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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