you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
this is an emotional support booty call
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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