Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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