After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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