I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
COCAINE IS GR8
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