U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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