Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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