can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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