you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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