New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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