...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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