Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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