omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
