i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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