i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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