they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
