A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
