So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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