what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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