I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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