I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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