no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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