What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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