I want to have your abortion
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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