My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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