we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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