i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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