My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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