He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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