Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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