i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
