Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
