this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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