Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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