Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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