I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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