I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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