She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I hope mine doesn't look like that
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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