Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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