Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
love makes seman taste better
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
