my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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