And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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