You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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