she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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