Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
jump out the window naked night went bad
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