oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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