i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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