Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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