I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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